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40 pages : colour illustrations.
Contents: Stories in verse about the monster-sized problems Dracula, Wolfman, Bigfoot and other monsters have.
Summary: Frankenstein makes a sandwich -- The Creature from the Black Lagoon doesn't wait an hour before swimming -- The Phantom of the Opera can't get "It's a small world" out of his head -- The Middlewich Witch-Watchers Club, a club sandwich which watches witches -- An open letter from Wolfman's best friend -- The Invisible Man gets a haircut -- The Phantom of the Opera still can't get "It's a small world" out of his head -- Count Dracula doesn't know he's been walking around all night with spinach in his teeth -- The Mummy won't go to his eternal rest without a story and some cookies -- The Yeti doesn't appreciate being called Bigfoot -- If the Phantom of the Opera can't get "Pop goes the weasel" out of his head, he's going to freak out -- The Lunchsack of Notre Dame -- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Henderson's five alarm chili -- Zombie, Zombie -- Now the Phantom of the Opera can't get "The girl from Ipanema" out of his head -- The Dentist -- The Phanotm of the Opera is considering giving up music and doing his haunting somewhere else -- Bigfoot can't believe you called him Yeti just now -- Godzilla pooped on my Honda.