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332 pages :illustrations.
Summary: My name is Harry Riddles, and I live with my mum, my dad and my EVIL sister Charlotte. But now my mum is having TWINS. Also, Dad's moaning that I should do more sport and not be just a gamer, so I've joined the school football team to keep him happy, although if we win anything it will be a miracle... I've written to some stars of the football world to see if they wanna help out, and also a bunch of people who might take Charlotte of our hands. Follow Harry's hilarious ups and downs told through letters, emails, texts, and more.